The last few days I've been using my spare time (when not going through FF2) to take down the hidden area of La-Mulana, known only as Hell Temple. It's called this for a reason, as it's the most frustrating part of the entire game, but certainly far from impossible. It just requires some patience.
You're lead to believe there's a big ol' treasure at the end of it, which is constantly referred to as "the treasure that should not be seen." Well, sure enough, your reward is a Provocative Bathing Suit, which replaces Lemeza's outfit entirely with a...strange piece of clothing. His in-game sprite is switched around as well as the one on the status screen, as you can see above.
Luckily, I knew about this troll move from the original version of La-Mulana and created a spare save before I picked up this atrocity. BUT, this serves as some proof that I made my way through Hell Temple and lived to tell the tale...while people point and laugh at my horrible clothing decisions.